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and you're not playing for the united states. >> no, not that week. >> jimmy: no, not that week. so -- so, we can root for you in the fedex cup. [ laughter ] >> but then, you can root against me in the ryder cup. >> jimmy: we won't do that. we like you too much. rory mcilroy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] check him out at the tour championship by coca-cola, starting september 20th. florence and the machine perform after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] the first look...is only the beginning. ♪ ♪ introducing a stunning work of technology. ♪ introducing the entirely new lexus es. and the first ever es hybrid. this is the pursuit of perfection. will pick the perfect hotel. with everything in walking distance. and shrimp in reaching distance. [ male announcer ] book your perfect hotel in the perfect spot with ultra fast orbitz mobile apps. orbitz. take vacation back. both refreshing and flavorful? ahh. [ male announcer ] guinness black lager. taste it. believe it. [ male announcer ] guinness black lager. i'm here to sna
and you're not playing for the united states. >> no, not that week. >> jimmy: no, not that week. so -- so, we can root for you in the fedex cup. [ laughter ] >> but then, you can root against me in the ryder cup. >> jimmy: we won't do that. we like you too much. rory mcilroy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] check him out at the tour championship by coca-cola, starting september 20th. florence and the machine perform after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers...
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in fact, within a half an hour, it was a trending topic in the united states, which is awesome. so, thank you for the tweets, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] so now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite, "i used to think" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @onedsheeranlove. she says, "i used to think an adam's apple was just a piece of apple that got caught in a guy's throat." [ laughter ] this one's from @gaylesharon. she said, "i used to think ellen degeneres was called 'ellen the generous' because she was so generous." [ laughter ] she is very generous. >> steve: she's a very generous person. i thought that too. yeah. she is. >> jimmy: "ellen the generous." [ light laughter ] this one's from @ticktokrobotsnot. [ laughter ] he says, "i used to think the asterisk on the phone's dialing pad was a snowflake my parents used to call santa and tell him when i was being naughty." [ laughter ] got him on speed dial. >> steve: that's a good one. >> jimmy: i'm into snowflakes. >> steve:[ imitating santa ] "hello?" >> jimmy: "hello-ho-ho." >> steve: "is robot s
in fact, within a half an hour, it was a trending topic in the united states, which is awesome. so, thank you for the tweets, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] so now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite, "i used to think" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @onedsheeranlove. she says, "i used to think an adam's apple was just a piece of apple that got caught in a guy's throat." [ laughter ] this one's from @gaylesharon. she said, "i used to...
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. >> united states. canada. germany. france. netherlands. russia. india. china. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: very good. times up. brain master, how many points did he earn? >> 402. >> jimmy: not bad. not bad. please, go stand way over there. [ cheers and applause ] contestant number two. ♪ how are you? what is your name, and where are you from? >> my name is elana, from jersey city, new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's very good. yeah. [ buzzer ] oh, you know what that sound means? it's time for a quick word from albert einstein. >> e=mc squared, biatch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. typical einstein. now, you know what that sound means? you get to take two, which means you get to talk about two topics for a chance to earn double points. you ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, your topics are oatmeal and tobey maguire. >> okay. >> jimmy: and to help you out, here's a quick list of things you can say about oatmeal and tobey maguire. all right, ready? [ laughter ] begin. >> "spider-man." "seabiscuit." maple syrup. apple cinnamon. quaker oats.
. >> united states. canada. germany. france. netherlands. russia. india. china. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: very good. times up. brain master, how many points did he earn? >> 402. >> jimmy: not bad. not bad. please, go stand way over there. [ cheers and applause ] contestant number two. ♪ how are you? what is your name, and where are you from? >> my name is elana, from jersey city, new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's very good. yeah. [...
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but the president of the united states loved "homeland." he says it's his favorite show. >> he -- yes. i was invited to the white house in april with my wife. it was quite extraordinary. i clapped myself. [ laughter ] it was -- [ applause ] it was an unforgettable night and then the beautiful marquee they had on the south lawn. and helen, my wife, we we're just convinced we were going to be sitting by the toilets. [ laughter ] and we were sitting at the president's table and i was right opposite him. >> jimmy: really? >> and asked him when he watched the show, and he said, "well, michelle and the girls, they go play tennis on saturday afternoon and i go in the oval office, i pretend i'm going to work, and i watch "homeland." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> isn't that great. don't call the president on a saturday afternoon. >> jimmy: he's busy. >> he's watching a show. >> jimmy: he's watching television. yeah, absolutely. >> but isn't he an amazing man? i mean, in the flesh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. how many pre
but the president of the united states loved "homeland." he says it's his favorite show. >> he -- yes. i was invited to the white house in april with my wife. it was quite extraordinary. i clapped myself. [ laughter ] it was -- [ applause ] it was an unforgettable night and then the beautiful marquee they had on the south lawn. and helen, my wife, we we're just convinced we were going to be sitting by the toilets. [ laughter ] and we were sitting at the president's table and i...
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states. [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you feel like this year in particular has been the hardest? because it's also not only the president, but he's also campaigning as well. and i feel like everyone's just going, like, "yeah, we don't like that bill." it's, like, why? it's, like, we just don't like it. >> well, since the president has received and tried to cooperate with the republican majority led by speaker boehner, they really have not cooperated with him. so, that obstruction has really been their philosophy. so, yes, that makes it hard because you go there to get a job done for the american people. there is urgent needs -- the creation of jobs, et cetera. but they just won't cooperate with him. so, that's why this selection is so important. we must re-elect president obama and give him a congress that can work with him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how is your relationship with john boehner? >> it's fine. we have a cordial relationship. >> jimmy: you do? >> he was leader when i was speaker. now i'm leader while he's speaker. it's a cordial relationship. it's different.
states. [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you feel like this year in particular has been the hardest? because it's also not only the president, but he's also campaigning as well. and i feel like everyone's just going, like, "yeah, we don't like that bill." it's, like, why? it's, like, we just don't like it. >> well, since the president has received and tried to cooperate with the republican majority led by speaker boehner, they really have not cooperated with him. so, that...
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in fact, in less than 20 minutes, it was a trending topic in the united states, which is awesome. so, thank you for those tweets. now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite "that's my roommate" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @googirl88. she says, "my roommate used to put her initials on each individual egg in the refrigerator." [ laughter ] "don't eat them, okay?" [ laughter ] "they're mine." [ laughter ] this one's from -- "raw eggs? ew!" [ laughter ] this one is from -- emma, what? this one's from @builtdfordtough. [ light laughter ] no one's gonna take that name. yeah, he's got it. yeah. >> steve: builtdfordtough? >> jimmy: he says, "my male roommate in college shaved his legs because they made his bed sheets feel softer." [ laughter ] i guess so. >> steve: no, yeah, that's why he did it. sure. that's what he told you. and his mom. >> jimmy: he also put on a wig and lipstick. [ laughter ] for his sheets. yeah. >> steve: "i'm just going out to the bars." >> jimmy: this one's from @joshfowler2. he says, "two days ago, i received a text from my roommate
in fact, in less than 20 minutes, it was a trending topic in the united states, which is awesome. so, thank you for those tweets. now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite "that's my roommate" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @googirl88. she says, "my roommate used to put her initials on each individual egg in the refrigerator." [ laughter ] "don't eat them, okay?" [ laughter ] "they're mine." [ laughter ] this one's from --...